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  • haha. again! "im in no way a republic"***

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:15pm
  • great...just what this country needs, more (alcoholic) lawyers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Why all the shit talk about attorneys? Because we're better educated and paid more than the rest of you? Or can get away with drinking that much and still have our lives together? Just wait until you need one- then we'll be your best friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:32pm
  • You definitely deserve to drink after taking a hard ass exam like thatttt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:27am
  • the bar exam preparation and actual test are the worst times of your life. i just finished the bar in two states, which equaled to 24 hours of testing over 4 days, not including 2 months of studying...so yes, i went out and drank last night after finishing too. not sure why people are hating on that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 9:00pm
  • It's pretty simple: if you've taken a bar exam, you get this and think it's hilarious. If not, you will never really get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:35pm
  • Yeh I'm sure future lawyers get on this site a lot..... 2 23 agreed 2 38, your'e trying too hard EPIC FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:51pm
  • It looks like 3:00 should not throw rocks in his/her glass house. "you TOO have study for the bar exam"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 7:14pm
  • US Lawyers are the byproduct of a terminally ill, corrupt bureaucracy bent on destroying all that is good in the world!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:52pm
  • 2:51 i hope your friends slap you in the head every time you say "EPIC FAIL"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:58pm
  • Passing the bar is all memorization. Anyone who takes the time can memorize all the necessary facts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 6:46pm
  • I'm an attorney, and I too got TRASHED the night I finished the Bar (OP is from Los Angeles - 310 area code - and the CA Bar is widely recognized as the hardest in the country). I also got trashed the night I found out I passed the Bar 4 months later. It's absolutely necessary after the 3-day, 18-hour exam and upon relief or misery when you get the results.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:39pm
  • ahahahaha! this is so funny. i work in a law office and quite a few times ive passed by an office, saw a fifth of liquor, back-stepped to look again and saw them take a swig.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:00pm
  • I feel you! I took two different state bars- the months of waiting for your results are killer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:27pm
  • 4:42 make less sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:16pm
  • 238 is the exact type of person that will love us when he needs us, and it appears that may be soon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:46pm
  • 2:40, It seems TO me that you are implying that you TOO have study for the bar exam.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:00pm
  • hey fuck yeah attorneys deserve to drink! its fucking hard to get into law school, harder to graduate and then the bar is just savage. love to all you lawyers out there <3333

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:31pm
  • Haven't you heard? Alcoholics make the best lawyers cause they're already bitter and have no moral qualms.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:38pm
  • 3:52, i hope you get arrested or find the need to get a lawyer in some other way. you won't be saying that then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:49pm
  • 2:58 i agree with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:01pm
  • I drank DURING my bar exam. Double Cap-n-Cokes during the lunch break. It rocked. Best of luck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:31pm
  • 3:30 = captain douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:41pm
  • 2 51, future lawyers do get on this site. I am in my final year of law school, and if you had to study like I do you would have yourself a drink or two. No doubt about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:04pm
  • 3:13 = captain obvious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:30pm
  • dude, demetri martin. no one should throw rocks unless you are trapped in a glass house and you happen to have a rock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:13pm
  • blah blah blah could all the poser fuckin lawyers just shut the fuck up please

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:38am
  • 3:52 is the byproduct of someone brainwashed by conspiracy theories and douche bag super-liberals (im not way in a hell a republic by the way). do you also not believe in the moon landing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:12pm
  • That's why they call it the BAR exam! Har har.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Alcoholic lawyers are better than unemployed alcoholics

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:33pm
  • No man. We work hard. We deserve to have fun after the hell they put us through!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:42am
  • You'd drink to if you had to study for the bar. trust me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:40pm
  • hahahaha! fuck me. "theres no way in hell im a republic" im such a dumb ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:16pm
  • Some lawyers have to drink otherwise the reality of their job would catch up to them and they'd feel guilty. Like the ones that represent pedophiles and murders. That must be a damn hard life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:05pm
  • woops. got confused between saying "im in way a republic" and "theres no way in hell in a republic" you may now pick your favorite.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Let's celebrate passing the bar by doing things that could get us disbarred!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:43pm