Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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