Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
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That happened to me with a younger boyfriend. He literally ran out of the room and locked himself in the bathroom.
hahah we make that noise every time:)
queefing just means ur doing it right!
I like when my girl farts when we're having sex. It means she's cumming too hard to control herself.
haha this totally happened with me with a younger boyfriend and he looked really confused/grossed out and I had to explain it to him and tell him it's normal. God damn younger bfs
you must have been doing it doggy style... happens all the time... he's either an idiot or you took his virginity
Keep Austin weird ;-)
I feel sorry for most of you ladies. Even in my younger days, the worst that would happen is I'd laugh at the sound. My current g/f does as well--it's as funny as a fart but without the smell.
Yeah...512 isn't just Austin, this could easily be (and probably is) someone in San Marcos.
@ 1:19 educate these fools. lol
I got freaked the first time I did it... thankfully my bf calmed me down... now when I squirted he freaked the fuck out. For a sec. he thought I peed.
either one you're still a gross bitch.
That's really sad. Queefing just means you're having sex in fun positions, and he's the one who pumped the air in haha!
Dude really u like basking in ur girls shit when ur getting off? Thats fucked up!
What isn't fun is when you think its a queef, and it was really a fart.
OMG. Same thing happened to me. But my guy was 27 and I was like, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" He had NEVER heard of that before. Didn't even know what the word "queef" meant. Stupid.
This is why having sex with older guys or mature guys is so much better
LOL OMFG this totally happend to me!!! Except i didnt knowwhat it waseither at the time it was the first person idever slept with and i was like wtf?! i swear i didnt fart! hahah i just giggle or laugh now every time it happens. i remember with my second partner he was a virgin and it happend after we were switching up positions. it was embarassing at the time, cause they dont kno what the hell it is.... haha buut now we just laugh about it. Maaan.
Queefing is just suction...which means you're tighter...not looser.>_> Cause if you were loose the air should just slip past his penis, instead of making a noise when he pulls out and/or pushes in. Ugh. People are immature sometimes XD
I had an epic queef last week. Me and my Hubby were 69ing, me on top. I guess the way my back was arched it sucked in by itself (damn me for doing it on purpose in 9th grade) and a little one came out in his face. Then I started laughing and it sounded like a machine gun. The worst part was when I turned around and saw him shielding his face like my vagina was spitting acid.
You should totally turn the table on him and say "What, you never heard a queef before??? Are you a virgin or something???" That would probably shut him up pretty quick.
In school some guys were talking about it and this girl sitting by them was like "..What's a queefe? Is it Spanish?" It took her about 20 minutes to get it...
AAaaa I know! Happened to me and he wouldn't believe me that I hadn't farted. I was like 'wait... ¿see?'
ugh i hate queefing, but you just got to laugh about it and keep on fucking haha doggy style always gets me...but its a lot of fun
aint it spelt quife? aha
your pussy is too loose if you queef all the time
hahahahah lol omg i laughed so hard @ 1:10 ^^^^ hahaha wow.
ya queefs are embarassing tho, but funny hah
i concur. and anything thats feels good and is fun is never gross. open your mind.
is it weird that happens to me when im getting head ?
2:56 not really, when the guy pumps he can push air in.
Queef does not mean you're loose, get educated, if you're going to have sex you should probably be old enough to understand lol