we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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