Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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