I will die if light touches me.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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