Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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