can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
this beer tastes like vomit already
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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