he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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