where am i from again
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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