I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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