Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
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dude you are lucky. i WISH i had the chance to bang a 40 year old. i might later...*fingers crossed*
@ 10:08am. You're a dumbfuck. everyone's posts are anonymous so how else could we call someone out?
For the record, cougars are hot on the outside, but underneath it all they're highly unattractive.
I may know who this is, haha. Fucking pimp, dude.
I wonder if this guy is Matt Lesley!!!
obviously a woman
The fact that this is from the 402 area code worries me...because it was probably my aunt.
Classic - another lucky guy who has a new appreciation for women over 40... lucky guy.. May all the potential boy toys reading this soon learn all the reasons there are to be in awe of cougars everywhere...
Stockings and heels, now that's taste.
1231 is my hero. good to know there are people out there who appreciate real women, not sluts.
way to suck up to all the Vagina you are gonna score on an anonymous website there 1231
Best thing about cougar hunting... They dont mind to paying for the room and drinks
on the hand: They dont mind telling you how to hit their sweet spot and will bash u for not getting them there.
P.S. Thank you Desperate Housewives and Sex in the City for making it publicly acceptable for middle-aged women to sex up us young men.
11::55 is a bit jelous i believe....cause all the young men aren't looking at her, and no we don't act trashy..we, cougars, just act like we dont care....
I'm a chick and i still think it's awesome! Fuck yea, high five!
Aw man, I want to be a cougar hunter... of course, I'd settle for a cougar hunting me, too.
best part is
"we'll high five later"
I'm a cougar and I don't act like I don't care, I really don't care. The boys think we're grateful to them...ha...I just get what I want and send them back to their frat buddies without a second thought.
this is the most WIN of any night!
320... baby you can take what you want from me and then send me packing any day
Oh please 1:39pm. I've been with a 44 year old woman who was a booty call for me for awhile. She looked no older than 30 and was amazing in bed. She also tasted great, fuck 12:31.
1231, re-examine your life goals, and then let your balls drop...and for the record: that. is. AWESOME.
It's called taste, and 12:31 has it.
I was "sexually abused" by my ex-girlfriend's Mom when I was 14, she was 37. Talk about cougar.
Cougars worry about their skin so they are prime for you to cum on their face
why even bother when you can cockblock yourself, 12:31
i want to be a cougar when i grow up...why the fuck does it matter?
if you dont wanna fuck someone older than you, then ill find someone who does
legend wait for it dary.
i nailed a cougar the other day...not bad at all.
OMG this is soooo Mitch
Why is it that these types of women disgust me? I know they shouldn't but they do. =/
cougars are great no pressure about hitting on one most will keep paying as long as you keep the compliments coming
i want to know which bar he picked her up at.
its nice to see that the word "haters" is still in use
and that it sounds just as fucking retarded
I've banged 20-year-olds and I've banged 40-year-olds. I will take the 40 any day. Fellas, trust me on this. Ladies, jealousy is an ugly emotion.
A recent study revealed that single women from 40-50 are the least likely to use condoms. Not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing...
well done sir - older women love everything - it's much simpler than trying it on with younger women
hey cougar hunter i hope you brought the vaseline. dude you should just work in a nursery home to achieve peak cougardom.
12:10 is WRONG. Some of us just think women should act like women, not college girls.
Cougars rock. I hope I am still picking up hot young guys in my 40s!!
WIN! (but i agree. "haters" is fucking retarded)
*** Virtual High Five ***
and it doesn't matter how they act as long as they don't pee your bed or you pee theirs'... depending on who's place is closest
@ 12:51. I didn't worry about the peeing. We were in a hotel.
Yep....thats how we roll .... us older hotter Cougers and MILFs :-D