why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
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Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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