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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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