So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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