**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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