i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Randomize
