we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
We are two peas in an std pod
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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