CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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