is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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