Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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