Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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What exactly is half a handjob? Thumb and index finger only?
No, but I will tell you that the way you treat people trying to be nice to you is appalling. A simple, "no, thanks" would have been sufficient.
he wasn't trying to be nice...he was tryin to drop her drawers
Half a handjob isn't so bad, as long as its the second half...
How about two shots then?