Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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