I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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suriously, how far up your ass is your head that you couldn't even take the beer from her?
HEY that was me and im not fat im just on birth control and was tryyyying to be nice ASSHOLE
heh, no wonder you have no friends. who were you texting, your mom?
10:10 It DOES make you gain weight. It also makes your boobs larger.
Either you're a dude, and don't understand how the pill effects your body, or you're a clueless girl who has no need to take the pill anyway.
Either way, you're a douche
Who says the texter is a guy?
I thought it was a girl just being a bitch...
The bigger the cushion the softer the pushin!
fat chicks give good head. just sayin.
are you sure YOU'RE not the fat one?
OP is a sad sack who apparently has no friends. I'd rather be the fat girl any day than that!
There are alot of hot fat chicks out there, and they're usually nicer than anyone else. I<3fatchicks
I was at a party last night and the zitty greasy little dumbass boy offered me a beer. fml oh wrong website
Ah yes. Local discrimination at it's finest.
another term for fat chick is SALAD DODGER.
it doesnt make everyone gain weight, ive been on it for 2 years and there hasnt been any change, unless you count my boobs. they grew. the side effects just depend on your own personal hormone balances and natural reaction to the drug.
It might have been better if she offered a twelve pack and a pizza.....the twelve pack for u and the pizza for her.
Isn't it funny how much fat people suck?
run like u woke up next to her the next morning naked....RUN
Lol, fat girls are the life of the party.
8:37, the pill does not make everyone gain weight; there are different side effects for the various types of pills and people. Stop using it as an excuse and get some goddamned exercise.
Those who judge will be judged :)
Skinny people would only have more endorphins if they actually worked out and a lot of them don't...
bewbs? get me awn that sheeeeet.
hells gea, get outta there quick, once the fat one marks you your done
the pill can make you gain some weight, but not everyone does. and you don't gain enough to be considered fat, you have to achieve that on your own.
Pull your head out of your ass, judgmental loser. Grow up.
what an enormous douche. the "fat girl" was probably 10 times cooler than this piece of shit
- The Quiet Girl In the Corner
how many fat girls have u fucked/copped head from 10:02?? coz u sound like an expert on the subject.
Fat girls do it best.....
haha 2:45 i was tempted to give you a thumbs down for being a douche, but the wording of your last line was just too funny.
on a serious note the guy who wrote this text is a major dickhead with low self esteem. last time i checked, people shouldn't only be nice to people they want to fuck. its called being friendly.
BIG GIRLS, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm not fat, i'm just on birth control? no.no no.
hahaha 11:31 i laughed out loud at that... subtle humor at its best...
what up 8 29? birth control makes you gain weight
totes magotes! let me throw in that some people use it as a period regulator and so im thinkin its kinda a win win win..bigger boobs, less periods, not necessarily sexually active
The pill can make you gain weight, but normally it's only significant gain if you have problems keeping your weight down anyway (like if you have PCOS, which is a reason many girls go on the pill in the first place, suckily). Usually, as long as you keep on top of your eating and excercise, it won't have much of an effect.
I'm guessing this girl was obese and/or ugly for the OP to have been so repulsed? I know plenty of moderately overweight girls who are still pretty and get lots of male attention.
big girl need love 2 im just sayin
i say. take the beer. then proceed to leave.
Wow wat a. Fucking asshole...grow up she was just trying to b nice...but obviously u don't deserve that...go suk ur own dik cuz no one else ever will
Judging by all the thumbs down here...I take it most of you are fat?
yeah thats right, thumb me down. fattie. yeah Im talking to you.
When I was on the pill, I felt like someone was cunt punting me constantly. I didn't gain weight on the pill, and I'll be damned if I grew another cup size. That would just hinder everything.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
Did she keep a pizza by the bed?
I disagree 1:41. Skinny people would naturally have more endorphins, therefore they're happier and nicer.
Wasn't me dude...I would have at least pity fucked you.
It's a lie that fat girls give good head. They're lousy fucks overall.
Can that pill weight be lost I'm scared to get on it I'm 28
Ahhh, St. Clair County area...this doesn't shock me at all. Girl was probably just being friendly because the OP is, apparently, a sad person who stands in a corner. Kind of makes the guy sound like a jerk AND a loser.