Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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