if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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