well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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