Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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