I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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