the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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