glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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