Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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