Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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