I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
honey bunches of taint.
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Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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