I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
So much Jack, so little girl.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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