Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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