My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
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I think it's funny. My parents never used to let me go to youth group functions, but going to college parties in high school was fine. Freaks.
Bah hah, that's awesome...
went to youth group all four years of high school... started having sex at 14.
having sex while at youth group... multi-tasking ?
Hah. Same area code as my bf and dad sounds the same. If my bf lived with his dad i would think it was him.
Yeah...sounds about right.
Dude, I feel your pain. I'm not allowed to stay out at uni late at night studying... but my dad doesn't mind if i go meet up with guys at midnight.
Also, he wouldn't let me get my ears pierced until I was 18 but before that I was allowed to get any OTHER part of my body pierced.
if you're still going to youth group you aren't old enough for sex HAHAHA
916..probably folsom or eldo..
I hope he was going to youth group to repent.
El Dorado Hills is 530 dumbfucks.
sure this text is from a large area. but 916 is the sacramento area.
2:23- why would it probably be from folsom or eldorado hills?
Sacramento has more people than those two, chances are the person is from sacramento.
That kinda happened to me before. My bfs dad walked in on us. We came out of the bedroom and they high fived. I was glad I was there for that special father son moment
I do, I have sent a bunch and they never post them. I don't get it. I think they are racist against Canadians.
hahahah!! Orr....could be Roseville/Rocklin
Way to represent the 916 LOSER
you get high fives from your mom after having sex with guys?
wasn't EVEN A TEXT DUMBASS!!
wtf. I've sent in funnier texts that haven't been posted.
i don't get why everyone is responding to the kid who the text is about...it's a text I got, not one I sent. He's not going to read the responses b/c he doesn't even know about this site. For everyone who's hating, maybe you don't get the point of this site.
Look, you can either have it one way, or the other:
You obviously enjoy fucking girls. You probably like to do a bunch of other cool things that Jesus probably wouldn't approve of. Unless you're going to youth group to meet other girls to fuck (or to meet people through whom you can meet girls to fuck), you should probably drop that shit (youth group, that is).
Sounds like my dad, I'm not allowed to go to church on Sundays yet staying out with guys all night is okay.
916? Bayside by chance? college group?
This belongs on FML.
why are you guys freaking out.. if its not that funny go cry about it
Whats with all the racial hostility? Ignorant cocksuckers!
this obvi isn't a text
530 is Davis/Woodland
nobody cares, put this on fmylife b/c i doubt this was even a text ya fuckin douche.
my mom is the same way. its so confusing.
916 is Sacramento.
Lying little dick face. Your dad should have kicked your ass.
hey guys, youth group rules
BAHAHA that is really funny man
maybe your dad realized it was kind of hypocritical.
but jesus loves you, you know? i would suggest you stop sleeping around and show some real respect for the faith you claim to have. when people see christians who do bad things, they think, "why should i be one of those?" so your bad reputation gets reflected onto the rest of us.
It's not that they don't get the site, they want to sound tough online because their pussys in real life. And just so everyone who talking about "representing the 916" knows, the 916 sucks ass and breeds useless terds.
10:50: ok well not high fives. but then again my mom isn't really the high-five type...
i'm gonna be that kind of dad
i just love that you fuck girls and go to youth group
Yeah, they sound like pussies. And yeah, anyone who feels the need to "represent the 916" is pretty lame.
i thought it was pretty damn funny. kinda sucks but it was funny.
How many little kids are on this site?
And that is a problem why??
Ha! That's awesome. But might belong on FML, even if it was a text...
wow dude you need to get your shit straight if your going to youth group, and doing that kinda stuff, maybe your dad realizes that your a douchebag and that you shouldnt go to youth group.
wow, least funny one posted yet
really?? did you have to throw that in?
It's really stupid how all of you guys are saying that htis never happened. I know tons of parents like that. I got grounded for going to youth without telling my dad, but he doesn't care with i do stuff that would actually be frowned upon, and I've sent texts about it. So how are you gonna say that this text never even happen? STFU, idiots.
Your dad sounds like a reasonable responsible adult for me. Fucking is for everyone. Youth group is only for douches.
hmmm i think i know this guy...
If ur old enough to fuck doesn't that mean you should be too old for a. Youth group b. Living with dad and c. Getting grounded?!?!