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  • 62 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:52am

    I think it's funny. My parents never used to let me go to youth group functions, but going to college parties in high school was fine. Freaks.

  • 55 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:09pm

    Bah hah, that's awesome...

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:22pm

    That kinda happened to me before. My bfs dad walked in on us. We came out of the bedroom and they high fived. I was glad I was there for that special father son moment

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:04pm

    Dude, I feel your pain. I'm not allowed to stay out at uni late at night studying... but my dad doesn't mind if i go meet up with guys at midnight. Also, he wouldn't let me get my ears pierced until I was 18 but before that I was allowed to get any OTHER part of my body pierced.

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:12pm

    if you're still going to youth group you aren't old enough for sex HAHAHA

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:55am

    Yeah...sounds about right.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:55pm

    hahahah!! Orr....could be Roseville/Rocklin Way to represent the 916 LOSER

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:10pm

    Hah. Same area code as my bf and dad sounds the same. If my bf lived with his dad i would think it was him.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:12am

    sure this text is from a large area. but 916 is the sacramento area. 2:23- why would it probably be from folsom or eldorado hills? Sacramento has more people than those two, chances are the person is from sacramento.

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:21pm

    went to youth group all four years of high school... started having sex at 14. having sex while at youth group... multi-tasking ?

  • 40 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:29pm

    El Dorado Hills is 530 dumbfucks.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:19am

    wasn't EVEN A TEXT DUMBASS!!

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:53am

    Whats with all the racial hostility? Ignorant cocksuckers!

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:02am

    This belongs on FML.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:03pm

    Look, you can either have it one way, or the other: You obviously enjoy fucking girls. You probably like to do a bunch of other cool things that Jesus probably wouldn't approve of. Unless you're going to youth group to meet other girls to fuck (or to meet people through whom you can meet girls to fuck), you should probably drop that shit (youth group, that is).

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:00pm

    i don't get why everyone is responding to the kid who the text is about...it's a text I got, not one I sent. He's not going to read the responses b/c he doesn't even know about this site. For everyone who's hating, maybe you don't get the point of this site.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:37pm

    I hope he was going to youth group to repent.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:42am

    916? Bayside by chance? college group?

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:22pm

    this obvi isn't a text

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:21pm

    530 is Davis/Woodland

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:23pm

    916..probably folsom or eldo..

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:50pm

    you get high fives from your mom after having sex with guys?

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:17am

    I do, I have sent a bunch and they never post them. I don't get it. I think they are racist against Canadians.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:56pm

    Lying little dick face. Your dad should have kicked your ass.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:47pm

    Sounds like my dad, I'm not allowed to go to church on Sundays yet staying out with guys all night is okay.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:42pm

    nobody cares, put this on fmylife b/c i doubt this was even a text ya fuckin douche.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:31pm

    hey guys, youth group rules

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:23pm

    my mom is the same way. its so confusing.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:29pm

    BAHAHA that is really funny man

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:58pm

    And that is a problem why??

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:20am

    wtf. I've sent in funnier texts that haven't been posted.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:14am

    why are you guys freaking out.. if its not that funny go cry about it

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:45pm

    wow dude you need to get your shit straight if your going to youth group, and doing that kinda stuff, maybe your dad realizes that your a douchebag and that you shouldnt go to youth group.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:54pm

    @ 7:42 Yeah, they sound like pussies. And yeah, anyone who feels the need to "represent the 916" is pretty lame.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:10pm

    10:50: ok well not high fives. but then again my mom isn't really the high-five type...

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:05pm

    Ha! That's awesome. But might belong on FML, even if it was a text...

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:29pm

    916 is Sacramento.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:42pm

    @ 5:00 It's not that they don't get the site, they want to sound tough online because their pussys in real life. And just so everyone who talking about "representing the 916" knows, the 916 sucks ass and breeds useless terds.

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:06pm

    hmmm i think i know this guy...

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:44am

    i just love that you fuck girls and go to youth group

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:21pm

    i'm gonna be that kind of dad

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:30pm

    i thought it was pretty damn funny. kinda sucks but it was funny.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:22pm

    How many little kids are on this site?

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:23am

    It's really stupid how all of you guys are saying that htis never happened. I know tons of parents like that. I got grounded for going to youth without telling my dad, but he doesn't care with i do stuff that would actually be frowned upon, and I've sent texts about it. So how are you gonna say that this text never even happen? STFU, idiots.

  • 33 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:12pm

    maybe your dad realized it was kind of hypocritical. but jesus loves you, you know? i would suggest you stop sleeping around and show some real respect for the faith you claim to have. when people see christians who do bad things, they think, "why should i be one of those?" so your bad reputation gets reflected onto the rest of us.

  • 40 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:35pm

    really?? did you have to throw that in?

  • 14 38
    Submitted by Shoveltime on Sep 16, 11 at 6:08pm

    Your dad sounds like a reasonable responsible adult for me. Fucking is for everyone. Youth group is only for douches.

  • 27 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:01am

    If ur old enough to fuck doesn't that mean you should be too old for a. Youth group b. Living with dad and c. Getting grounded?!?!

  • 29 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:27pm

    wow, least funny one posted yet