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  • Bah hah, that's awesome...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:09pm
  • I think it's funny. My parents never used to let me go to youth group functions, but going to college parties in high school was fine. Freaks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:52am
  • That kinda happened to me before. My bfs dad walked in on us. We came out of the bedroom and they high fived. I was glad I was there for that special father son moment

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:22pm
  • 916..probably folsom or eldo..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:23pm
  • if you're still going to youth group you aren't old enough for sex HAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:12pm
  • I hope he was going to youth group to repent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Yeah...sounds about right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:55am
  • Hah. Same area code as my bf and dad sounds the same. If my bf lived with his dad i would think it was him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:10pm
  • you get high fives from your mom after having sex with guys?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:50pm
  • El Dorado Hills is 530 dumbfucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:29pm
  • Dude, I feel your pain. I'm not allowed to stay out at uni late at night studying... but my dad doesn't mind if i go meet up with guys at midnight. Also, he wouldn't let me get my ears pierced until I was 18 but before that I was allowed to get any OTHER part of my body pierced.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:04pm
  • sure this text is from a large area. but 916 is the sacramento area. 2:23- why would it probably be from folsom or eldorado hills? Sacramento has more people than those two, chances are the person is from sacramento.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:12am
  • Look, you can either have it one way, or the other: You obviously enjoy fucking girls. You probably like to do a bunch of other cool things that Jesus probably wouldn't approve of. Unless you're going to youth group to meet other girls to fuck (or to meet people through whom you can meet girls to fuck), you should probably drop that shit (youth group, that is).

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:03pm
  • i don't get why everyone is responding to the kid who the text is about...it's a text I got, not one I sent. He's not going to read the responses b/c he doesn't even know about this site. For everyone who's hating, maybe you don't get the point of this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:00pm
  • went to youth group all four years of high school... started having sex at 14. having sex while at youth group... multi-tasking ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:21pm
  • hahahah!! Orr....could be Roseville/Rocklin Way to represent the 916 LOSER

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Whats with all the racial hostility? Ignorant cocksuckers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:53am
  • I do, I have sent a bunch and they never post them. I don't get it. I think they are racist against Canadians.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:17am
  • my mom is the same way. its so confusing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:23pm
  • This belongs on FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:02am
  • wasn't EVEN A TEXT DUMBASS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:19am
  • this obvi isn't a text

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:22pm
  • why are you guys freaking out.. if its not that funny go cry about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:14am
  • 916? Bayside by chance? college group?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:42am
  • Sounds like my dad, I'm not allowed to go to church on Sundays yet staying out with guys all night is okay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:47pm
  • 530 is Davis/Woodland

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:21pm
  • Lying little dick face. Your dad should have kicked your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:56pm
  • nobody cares, put this on fmylife b/c i doubt this was even a text ya fuckin douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:42pm
  • wtf. I've sent in funnier texts that haven't been posted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:20am
  • BAHAHA that is really funny man

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:29pm
  • hey guys, youth group rules

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:31pm
  • 916 is Sacramento.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:29pm
  • i just love that you fuck girls and go to youth group

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:44am
  • 10:50: ok well not high fives. but then again my mom isn't really the high-five type...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:10pm
  • @ 7:42 Yeah, they sound like pussies. And yeah, anyone who feels the need to "represent the 916" is pretty lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:54pm
  • i'm gonna be that kind of dad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:21pm
  • @ 5:00 It's not that they don't get the site, they want to sound tough online because their pussys in real life. And just so everyone who talking about "representing the 916" knows, the 916 sucks ass and breeds useless terds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:42pm
  • wow dude you need to get your shit straight if your going to youth group, and doing that kinda stuff, maybe your dad realizes that your a douchebag and that you shouldnt go to youth group.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:45pm
  • maybe your dad realized it was kind of hypocritical. but jesus loves you, you know? i would suggest you stop sleeping around and show some real respect for the faith you claim to have. when people see christians who do bad things, they think, "why should i be one of those?" so your bad reputation gets reflected onto the rest of us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Ha! That's awesome. But might belong on FML, even if it was a text...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:05pm
  • How many little kids are on this site?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:22pm
  • hmmm i think i know this guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:06pm
  • It's really stupid how all of you guys are saying that htis never happened. I know tons of parents like that. I got grounded for going to youth without telling my dad, but he doesn't care with i do stuff that would actually be frowned upon, and I've sent texts about it. So how are you gonna say that this text never even happen? STFU, idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:23am
  • And that is a problem why??

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:58pm
  • i thought it was pretty damn funny. kinda sucks but it was funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:30pm
  • wow, least funny one posted yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:27pm
  • really?? did you have to throw that in?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:35pm
  • If ur old enough to fuck doesn't that mean you should be too old for a. Youth group b. Living with dad and c. Getting grounded?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:01am
  • Your dad sounds like a reasonable responsible adult for me. Fucking is for everyone. Youth group is only for douches.

    Submitted by Shoveltime on Sep 16, 11 at 6:08pm