It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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