Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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You just had to "one-up" the guy that swallowed a pack of ketchup didn't you.
and ended up in the emergency room thinking you threw up a liter of blood.
I remember my first beer.
Were you behind everyone else?
Á la Super Troopers!!
Uh.....because ketchup is fuckin delicious
Tomatoes are a fruit, so that could technically be considered a smoothie.
wait til you give birth to the red crayons
Why the fuck would you chug ketchup? How would that sound like a good idea?
or stop drinking ketchup. switch to mustard, less calories anyhow
Better than chugging bottles of syrup. That gets you all antsy in your pantsy