I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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