No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize
