Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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