i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I hope mine doesn't look like that
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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