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  • i agree with whoever wrote you shoudl give it to him, have him eat you out, then changge your pw. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:48pm
  • you shouldnt have to "pay" him for sexual favors. then, he would be a hooker ahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:30pm
  • why does every guy consider eating a girl out to be a reward? you all are the guys who probably get no action and/or have tiny penises. why eat out when you can just bone

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:51pm
  • If he changes her password then she can just contact admin and say she lost it and get a new one using the info she registered with. So there, beeotch!! Problem solved, satisfied vagine, and douchebag boyfriend gets what he deserves for not eating that pussy without getting a reward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:17pm
  • hey 12:42 just maybe her twat stinks and he doesn't want to eat from something that smells like a litter box. Even a homeless guy that hasn't eaten in a week has some standards. Girl clean that thing out even if you have to use a fire hose, he's just giving you a hint.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Give it to him, then make him eat your box for a good hour. Change your password after he is done servicing you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:47am
  • I once had to bribe my bf by telling him I'd buy him halo 3 if he got me off. I figured I wouldn't have to buy it for him bc I didn't think he'd be successful (usually, he unfortunately tires or gets sick of it before I get enough) but he was so I had to follow through with my end of the deal. Afterward, I went in the other room and put on R Kelly Giggalo really loud. I made fun of him for weeks. I agree with 4:56.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Give him your MySpace password and have him buy you a dildo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:48am
  • Girl get a rabbit, or a form 6 or something, because if u have to give to get, he's not that into u and u might as well get something that can keep giving after u two break up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:10am
  • HAHAHAHHAHAHHA @ 9:47 and i agree and @ 10:42 for the reference to another text from last night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:01pm
  • This is the girl who's boyfriend it is and who sent this in, and to the person above me... HERE HERE! Exactly what's going on with it haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:04pm
  • See how good he is first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:43am
  • That's a dealbreaker, ladies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:18am
  • YEAH!!! give it and then change your password!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:41pm
  • What if he changes her pw, hmmmm?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:51pm
  • i'm in a very awesome sexual relationship. The very idea of this man going down on me makes me wet. Probably because no matter how many hours he spends down there, i can never get enough... This is similar to the texts we send eachother. Nothing wrong with a little good natured teasing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Giving is its own reward...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:40am
  • tell him to eat you out and then give him the "I think we need to talk speech" tell him if trust is an issue then this relationship isn't working... goodbye haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Haha never heard that one before.

    Submitted by lilbabymarj on Jan 11, 11 at 11:46pm
  • Wrong, he should be begging her to eat that box, not have to be rewarded for it. Douche!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:16pm
  • AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA omg ahahahahaha so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:33pm
  • He should be doing it anyway, on a regular basis. If he requires payment, that makes him a 'ho. Dump his sorry ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:37am
  • LOL to the poster above (12:18) for quoting 30 Rock! I'm lizzing right now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:44am
  • @2:51 - Probably R right there, some guys don't seem to understand that you catch more flies with honey.. IE IF YOU GO DOWN ON HER, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOUR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:40pm
  • is your boyfriend a chick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:17am
  • Don't do it!!!!

    Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 4, 10 at 1:57am
  • Tell him to go fuck himself.Thats personal.If he's asking he doesn't trust you and this is going no where fast. There are plenty of guys out there that will go down with no insentive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:42pm
  • Why is everyone on this dude's case? He's clearly holding onto aces! Can't show all your tricks in the first round. Way to go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:47am
  • Whats wrong with your va jay jay, does it look like a handful of raisins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:42am
  • Lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:58pm
  • "Whats wrong with your va jay jay, does it look like a handful of raisins." HAHAHA YES.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:23pm
  • Why not do both, i think thats what everyone here is referring to, retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:18pm
  • I'd do it for free...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:09am
  • Decisions, decisions...

    Submitted by laurenmichelle on Aug 21, 10 at 8:03am