Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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You slobbes on someone nob.
Because the bitch didnt shavee haha :D
hmmm, let's see....could be that you put your mouth on someone's genitals? it called ORAL!! dipshit. pubes, shmubes. some people here are way too afraid of nature.
Why the fuck is a 12 year old on here?!
They (try to) grow up so fast these days.
Glendale az. Nowhere else.
I hope that 12 year old is a girl
because its november
Somebody did something bad to your Subway order.
4:44... You're too young for this website. Gtfo.
its cause you found a bunch of them in the trash can and thought they'd make a good drinking snack
cus u sucked dick..or rimmed his asshole. either way, yo man needs to take care of his shit!
No, I can't. You're on your own.
because you're brian vanneman
Somebody needs to do some trimming/shaving!
And you're writing a text about it rather than removing them? Guess you must like flossing with pubes then...
I just threw up in my mouth a little
Cuz u pissed off the cashier at McDonalds, ya butt plug!!
cuz you are a whore. and so are the TFLN moderators -- this has been posted word-for-word in the past. Let some new material get on
Hair is fucking disgusting! Anywhere! I think every1 (guys and girls) should wax there bodies from neck to toe like me.. Hair on ya head is aight.. Anywhere else.. Fuck that!
Because the homeless guy you blew last night doesn't manscape.
Because a hairy monster shoved a dick in your lung.
Guy below me likes dick
I shave my pretty legs and that's it if your my age (12) you have no choice but that
Maybe you should let your girl use your beard trimmer before you go down on her. Or just brush it to the side next time and keep eating, like parseley :-)
This text is funny...in America.
Apparently you aren't too good at oral.
Stay classy West Phoenix ;-) Doesn't surprise me at all
Ew this happened to me wednesday night.
Because you were munching someones rug
Because you're a cheap fucking whore!
Honey you gave oral it happens