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  • 54 44
    Submitted by MarineAggie on Mar 5, 10 at 11:18pm

    You slobbes on someone nob.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:58pm

    hmmm, let's see....could be that you put your mouth on someone's genitals? it called ORAL!! dipshit. pubes, shmubes. some people here are way too afraid of nature.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:24pm

    I hope that 12 year old is a girl

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:28pm

    Why the fuck is a 12 year old on here?!

    • 28 54
      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 4, 10 at 8:55am

      They (try to) grow up so fast these days.

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:30pm

    Somebody did something bad to your Subway order.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:07pm

    cus u sucked dick..or rimmed his asshole. either way, yo man needs to take care of his shit!

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:28am

    Glendale az. Nowhere else.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:04pm

    cuz you are a whore. and so are the TFLN moderators -- this has been posted word-for-word in the past. Let some new material get on

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:35pm

    because its november

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:50am

    Apparently you aren't too good at oral.

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:06pm

    Because the bitch didnt shavee haha :D

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:43pm

    Cuz u pissed off the cashier at McDonalds, ya butt plug!!

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:27am

    4:44... You're too young for this website. Gtfo.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:58pm

    And you're writing a text about it rather than removing them? Guess you must like flossing with pubes then...

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:51am

    I just threw up in my mouth a little

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:39am

    because you're brian vanneman

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:33am

    Guy below me likes dick

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:18pm

    Because the homeless guy you blew last night doesn't manscape.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:41am

    Somebody needs to do some trimming/shaving!

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:45pm

    Because a hairy monster shoved a dick in your lung.

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:39am

    This text is funny...in America.

  • 18 22
    Submitted by blunt_killa on Dec 7, 11 at 2:03pm

    Lmao

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:26pm

    its cause you found a bunch of them in the trash can and thought they'd make a good drinking snack

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:10am

    Because you were munching someones rug

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:44pm

    I shave my pretty legs and that's it if your my age (12) you have no choice but that

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:55pm

    Hair is fucking disgusting! Anywhere! I think every1 (guys and girls) should wax there bodies from neck to toe like me.. Hair on ya head is aight.. Anywhere else.. Fuck that!

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:41am

    Maybe you should let your girl use your beard trimmer before you go down on her. Or just brush it to the side next time and keep eating, like parseley :-)

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:02pm

    Stay classy West Phoenix ;-) Doesn't surprise me at all

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:43pm

    Ew this happened to me wednesday night.

  • 15 30
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 16, 12 at 7:23am

    Deepthroat.

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:34am

    Because you're a cheap fucking whore!

  • 27 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:38pm

    Honey you gave oral it happens

  • 27 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:53am

    No, I can't. You're on your own. -White Guy