Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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