Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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