it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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