as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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