hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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