why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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