Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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