Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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