Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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