Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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