That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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