why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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